jerry seinfeld tour dates fu-oo-oo, what rubbishWe flew from Domodedovo. Flight-Tivat-3chasa5minut.
Huhtikuun 26. 2010 - delama



jerry seinfeld tour dates
fu- oo- oo, what rubbish We flew from Domodedovo. Flight - Tivat- 3chasa 5minut. At this time, having learned from their mistakes, did not take an iron knife. Picked up plastic knives from the plane.
Cuts are not worse than the iron, and we were spared the tedious contemplation baggage belt at the airport Tivat. In Tivat was overcast and cool, October, after all. A lot of taxi drivers offering to bring to Budva for 25 euros. But since we were forced to take the trasfer, we had to wait 40 minutes, until all take your luggage. At 3 oclock local time ( 2 hours before Moscow) were in the hotel ” Alexander” . The hotel is very modest and small. Instead given two- bedroom apartments. All rooms have a mini- kitchen, ie stove, fridge and a very strange set of dishes: 4 cups, 4 saucers, 1 ( one) teaspoon, 1 iron pot. Heater was unnecessary. Food modest but fresh.
In the bus, we not only offer a day trip, but not scheduled meetings with a guide. We never met with this semi- legendary creature, from which we stayed only card. In the representation of another company at the hotel we lazily reported that trips to the canyons and never will, but they can bring happiness to our excursion to Dubrovnik in the 35 EUREKA.
In the evening went to the old Budva ( about 1km from the hotel) , which led to a local feast of fish and wine. Young Montenegrin talent on the stage of soul singing and dancing under the plywood modern dance with the ability to be more appropriate in a disco. At night, we realized that they forgot to take Fumitoks. In the morning they departed in the direction of Becici ( opposite of the old Budva) , where we found a point of local eks. byuro, which offers guided tours na. EAanony and Dubrovnik for 30 euros. There was nobody there.
But when we stop, we immediately jumped local people from a nearby cafe and offered the services of a certain Marco taxi driver who can take us in the canyons and all show. Since we met with two ladies, who also expressed a desire to go, then turned on the 40th of each, and we agreed on the following day. Next we went to inspect the old Budva. This - a medieval fortress on the peninsula, completely rebuilt after the earthquake of 1979, very nice. We climbed the citadel ( 2e) , where we ran into the library and the beautiful observation deck ( After they departed for the old Mogren Budva beaches 1 and 2. The road follows the path along the cliff. Sami sandy beaches bounded by cliffs. While we swam in the 2nd Mogrene, first we liked more. People of little bathing unit. At the 2nd Mogrene offer rental pedaliny ( catamaran with pedals) 5e and sandolety ( plast. baydarki) for 2.
5e. At which you can swim to the island of St. Nikola. You can pester him with only the far side, and then arrested.
Come on Mogren 2 on the rocks to the Cape. A remarkable view of the old Budva, the island and the sea. ( ) But you should not walk on these stones in beach slippers, and even thunder possible. Ate in the restaurant between the fortress and the sea.
Portions of anything but soup and coffee, great. They took all of one double and load up perfectly. Fish soup and excellent ear ( ) . After the romance and beauty undertake duties everyday. Found a local bus station ( for the Adriatic highway) came out on a resort street, parallel to the embankment, at which the mass kafeyushek, shops with souvenir trash and, most importantly, a lot of local ex. Bureau. A set of tours at all the same, the prices too.
Dubrovnik, canyons, 30e, Cetinje- Loven- 15th, Ostrog, Kotor, by Boko- Kotor Bay. We immediately bought a trip to the canyons on Tuesday and in Dubrovnik on Thursday. Marco taxi driver was given the opportunity to ride up the canyons themselves.
After dinner in the dark ( gets dark about 6: 30) went for a walk in Becici, first along the embankment, then through the brightly- lit tunnel, then right through the hotels on the beach Becici more how much effort will suffice ( at 8: 00 got on a bus to the bar ( from the 3rd station, in 3 steps from the station 2. 50e) By the way, passed at 8: 10 by our hotel, could quietly sit there. About 9 were in the bar. Great port, malosimpatichny city. Beach pebble, filthy, the water is very dirty. ( ) We went to the Old Bar in a 4- 5km from the new. People terribly surprised with our desire to walk, but the road was shown, moreover, there are pointers.
About 1 km must go along the highway from the sea, but the rest of scenic road up the hill, surrounded by gardens of local residents with tangerines, pomegranates, etc. - a fortress on a steep hillside, great destruction in a heap of ruins, and several restored ( read: re- built) buildings. Very picturesque and no matter what it does not. The history of this city, as we learned from the prospectus, a very sad and instructive. It was founded in ancient times Illyrians.
Passed from hand to hand, traded, engaged in crafts, was built. In 1571, peacefully passed to the Turks. As a result of the brutal occupation of the city prospered more 3 rd century, with its tail, representing a symbiosis of a Mediterranean and Eastern cultures.
In 1879, he was released Montenegrins. ” Since then, a crumbling city ceased to exist” quote from the prospectus. Thats it . . . 3 oclock wandered around the city ( ie, climb the ruins) . People enough. Mountains, sun, hungry cats. Got a lot of fun. ( ) Returned to the hotel around 6.
We got up at 5: 30 am At 6: 15 were waiting for a bus. About 6 started. The bus was almost full. Our guide superrazreklamirovannaya Tanya from Odessa, is not very fluently and correctly said in Russian. But her English ( from us was an Englishman 2_ 3) was even worse.
We drove through Petrovac, passing the Skadar Lake to the monastery Moraca. The road always very beautiful, but to sit down with the right side of the bus, if you want something to see. In Morachskom monastery among the mountains, very picturesque, live 3 monks and the abbot, but for the work in the garden, church benches, we saw only women. The monks were apparently Work once, they are busy with prayers, spiritual meditations, and other more important matters. Rode along the river Moraca. We stopped at a beautiful canyon, given time to look, take pictures. Then - at Biogradska lake. The lake is beautiful, but there was no sun, and it has not made a proper impression on us. Then - to Tara.
Tara canyon - a huge, amazingly beautiful, takes your breath away. No wonder he was second in the world after the U. Colorado. Then - the bridge Dzhurdzhevicha through Tara. Most stunningly handsome, and views from the bridge - not put into words! ( ! ) Next in Zabljak, where we dined. Roast lamb - very tasty. Then the Black Lake. Beautiful, but the lack of sun is not pleased at this time. Back in another way: through avnik, Niksic, Podgorica, Cetinje.
The road going there, that back, super beautiful. Stops on the most beautiful places, as well as domestic ( drinking coffee, buy food, etc. ) In general, we liked the tour ( ) . We arrived at 9 am, barely had time for dinner.
We decided not to go anywhere, and walk. Our desire to take sandaletku ( canoe) and swim to the island of St. Nicholas fallen foul of the weather, and at ten oclock we went to on- woo Imre ( okolo 10 km from the hotel) .
Passed its own beach, then to the tunnel, turned right and then up the path to the left . The trail is good, but no species, though up to the Cape. Send to a small and very picturesque beach. Umbrellas on concrete slabs made in the rocks, and 2 times for 10- 15 m of sandy beach, a small cafe. People - 1 man. The rain had stopped, and we are happy to swim. ( Then went around the Cape on a good path and came to the Becici beach ( sand, 2 km long) .
We got on it until Rafailovici. There are 2 rocks in a sea of unusual shape. Next dimly lit tunnel that brought us to the sandy beach unkempt. Then had to climb to the road, walked along it for about 500- 700 meters down to Prno ( beach and several hotels) , then went to the monastery Praskovitsa ( about 80 meters up from the road) . Pair of cathedrals, where you can enter. Looks good. ( ) Then we went down to Milocheru. The road and with a great view of the monastery of St. Stephen- in. It all built up by medieval houses.
Now - hotel. By the way, he looks much better from afar than up close. Frankly, no desire to live in it, he did not call us. Beside him Stephens Beach. Nothing special. Lets go back to Budva and found the most beautiful beach, one of those that we have seen here: Milocher or Great King.
Part of pebbles, some sand in a beautiful bay surrounded by a magnificent park, he told us very much. Of course, swim. On both sides, he completed a very nice cliffs. Next is Little Kings Beach, adjacent to the Royal Hotel, the former residence of the Montenegrin kings.
We were not let, as the hotel is under construction. Not really wanted. Then we went home in the reverse order. Rain then started, it ended. But the hours of 5- 6, when we were sitting in the cafe and watched the sea, sipping kofeek with cakes and desserts ( not nice to live forbid) , went to real rain.
God grant that he had stopped by morning! picked up almost a full big bus ( Hurray lightness local guides! ) About 8 started. Guide us to fell calm and very concise. From time to time, he told us: ” Montenegro here in Croatia there. ” This, apparently, his own great and powerful ending. But he clearly and timely collected and handed our passports, filling out papers, talked to pograntsami. Boundary, as usual, turned out to be hemorrhoids. Pass it over an hour, sitting in the bus.
Although there is a morning bus ” Budva- Dubrovnik, from abroad and required securities have to take a tour! And then finally went on the amazing road in the hill already on the ground in Croatia. Types of stunning, if you sit on the left side. Seemed to Dubrovnik. Huge, beautiful, has a charm of its own strength. On the way there were several ov. At the sight of their driver would add speed so that the photographs located at the bottom of the city was a remarkable exercise in reaction speed. Guide said that the stop on the way back.
And we, the naive children of northern peoples, believed him. At 11 came to the gates of the old city. We were given free time until the arrival of the guide ( 45 minutes, or there - not here) The best way to hold it - is to go to the fort, located on the right of the fortress on the rock. Login - 1st. Say good views from the top. We do not know - were not.
Rubbed guide us through the city about an hour. Bad guy, who knows, but the wrong accent, combined with the speed of speech interfered with the enrichment of our heads of knowledge. More than 2 hours of spare time. We ran to the city walls. Log In - 50 kuna or 15th for two.
By the way, the euro take anywhere, just in advance to arrange for the surrender of the euro, but not in kuna. 1e = 7kun. And the course, of course, always in their favor. The circumference of the walls - 2km. Types - takes your breath away! ( ! ) Even then it begins to rain did not spoil our impression. Generally, in Dubrovnik to come for a couple of days, perhaps with a tour of neighboring cities ( Korcula, for example) only do this in advance to take care of the invitation. We have guide who holds the apartment . . By the way, if advance care about food, we can arrange a posh picnic right on the wall overlooking the old harbor with feeding seagulls. We did so, and what you want. s and after the general indignation stopped at the site where Dubrovnik is almost went over the horizon.
A huge thanks to him from all the tourists Russia! The houses were about seven. Seen Ostrog, more agile, Cetinje. Well, well . . . at 8: 10 got on a bus going through Niksic from the bus station ( 7e) . Previously, we were told at the same station, that from the bus stop and up to the monastery of 2- 3 km.
And we, 2 Chukchi naive girl believed them. Our error is cleared up too late, when we traveled 2 hours from Budva, were alone on the highway 8 km from the monastery, its all the way up the mountain. Sadly, we walked to the nearest village and sat down to drink cappuccino. And at that moment something over heard our cries, and we had been sent from heaven sightseeing bus.
In the world this heavenly messenger was called . Lovely smile and 5e have done their job, and soon we rolled along the serpentine mountain to the monastery. Lesson I say, not for the squeamish. The people screamed, but was pressed to the windows to look at the abyss into which we fall, better.
Before reaching the 2- 3km to the monastery and moved in a minibus ( 1, 5 e) And now we are at the monastery. The white cathedral, built in a rock niche, almost no interior. Looks very unusual and beautiful. Very developed commerce. Even the bus guide explains in detail what, where and how do need to buy.
Back from the monastery to the bus parking lot on foot. By the way, with the road open the best views of the monastery, where in fact it seems that it hovers in the air, as they say in all the guidebooks. Another 10E and were going on our bus to Cetinje. In general, the use of foreign tour buses ! The sun disappeared, it started to rain, and with it, ordered a long time to live our hope to visit Lovcen. We have already started their own group, and therefore went with them in the pouring rain in the Cetinje monastery. There appended incorrupt hand of John the Baptist ( about another 20 of his limbs stored in different cities of the world. But it is so - by the way) . Went to the sacristy ( 2e) : church utensils, icons, books, apparel lords, presents the Russian tsars and emigrants. You can go, you can not walk.
Wet and tired after about 6- 7 hours off on the same bus to Budva. y! Today was abnormal weather - no rain! At 8: 30 boarded the bus at the bus station ( 2. 50e) and 40 minutes were in Kotor. The only thing that is worthy of attention in Kotor, an old city. Everything Else - - !
Beaches tiny, water, compared with Budva - dirty. But the old city - it is something! Cathedrals, small cozy space, narrow streets. And the main highlight - the city walls! If in normal cities they surround the city, there they climb the mountain. Climbing up the walls, we were on the fortress Sv.
Ivana 800- 1000 meters above the sea and the city. There flies the flag of Montenegro. Types - just fantastic. ! No need to go where on tour! Promised by these enemies of humanity walk sea is not worth one- hundredth part of the pleasure that we have received, climbing the walls. Steps, paths quite passable. But the devil pulled me to look more closely at the map.
It was designated an alternate descent from this mountain town. But once marked, it must be performed - it is an axiom of Russia tourism! And we went . . . the narrow overhanging eaves, dilapidated stairs on the right wall, the left cliff, the constant danger that all this ugliness is over, and we have to climb stairs. In general, fun. At the end of the road waiting for us noble laurel, wreath of leaves that crowned heads of heroes, past, this wonderful way, and not break his neck. Once again cheers Russias female tourism! But I repeat do not recommend. Then he swam near the dock. Have you tried to eat in the old city ( romance, a pancake! ) .
Drinks - all you want, eating - even empty. Croissant and a sandwich - all that we have managed to dig there ( their catering! ) Then they sat down at the local bus Kotor- Risan ( stop at the intersection of the main road and river Shkudri, near the old town) and after 30 minutes were in Perast. The tiny town, stretched out along the sea, with old cathedrals, palaces and houses. Many destroyed. Beaches existent. There is a nice restaurant right on the waterfront. You can eat seafood with views of 2 islands with churches ( ) . To the island did not sail, we decided that we can quite see them from the shore, besides it was too late. We climbed the ladder at the top of the cathedral.
Are pretty good views of the bay of Kotor, islets, bell tower, visible steam even in the narrowest part of the bay. By the way, we passed, when went to Dubrovnik. Around 18: 30 they sat down again on the local bus near the cathedral and 19 were with about a fortress. The walls are going up the hill, bastions, forts covered. Beauty! At 19: 25 from the bus station went to Budva.
In the evening, to his surprise, found a pool at the hotel. Wow! Today there was our second attempt to get to Lovcen.
The wind that blew in the evening, all the clouds dispersed, and Montenegro, has finally lived up the name of the Sun. At 9 oclock at the bus station, boarded the bus to Cetinje. Buses run frequently. Around 9: 30 was in Cetinje. To us immediately approached a taxi driver and offered to take them to Loven and back for 25E. Thus began our development of Montenegrin taxi. On the way amiable taxi driver told us about their homes, giving valuable information, in Montenegrin, of course.
We kept the conversation in Russian. Exotic! But most importantly he was able to convey to us. For some extra 10E he proposed to visit at Boko- Kotor Bay, 5 km from the mausoleum on Njegos Lovchene. When we rejected this idea, the price dropped to 5e, and we agreed. And not in vain! Here we are at the foot of the mausoleum. Before us is a step 461. The piercing cold wind. All thoughts of winter hats, we inadvertently left in Moscow.
Sarafanov scored, optimist, a pancake! The mausoleum is located 1600 m above sea level. Around the stone sea mountains. Go up the steps. Trying to pull the neck sweater over his ears and holding the cap. And here we are in front of the mausoleum, this creation of local Tsereteli. ( Ivan Mershtrovich it a lot where do mischief in the former Yugoslavia) with a sweet smile to greet us runs a local racketeer and demands of 2e for the entrance to the mausoleum. ( ( ( ( (











































































